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![Don't judge a girl by her profile picture. Judge her by the pictures she's tagged in!]()
Upload to Facebook Don't judge a girl by her profile picture. Judge her by the pictures she's tagged in! -
If you create drama on Facebook then one fine day, you'll also vanish like:
Rakhi Sawant
Dolly Bindra
Raja Choudhary
Sambhavna Seth
Himesh Reshamiya and
Poonam Pandey
Now don't ask me "Who are they?" -
Girl's status on Facebook:
Feeling Sad;
81 Comments;
Guy's status:
Committing Suicide;
2 likes and 1 comment which reads;
Dude who's gonna use your bike now? -
![Definition of Success:<br/>
It is when your details and photos are available on Google instead of Facebook.]()
Upload to Facebook Definition of Success:
It is when your details and photos are available on Google instead of Facebook. -
![Civilized people don't kill each other with guns anymore. They kill each other by uploading vacation pictures on Facebook!]()
Upload to Facebook Civilized people don't kill each other with guns anymore. They kill each other by uploading vacation pictures on Facebook! -
![At times, I have the urge to comment `No one gives a shit` on someone's Facebook status!]()
Upload to Facebook At times, I have the urge to comment "No one gives a shit" on someone's Facebook status! -
![Facebook should have some realistic Relationship options like:<br />
1. Happily Single<br />
2. Frantically Looking<br />
3. Inconveniently Attached<br />
4. Unhappily Double<br />
5. Stressfully Committed]()
Upload to Facebook Facebook should have some realistic Relationship options like:
1. Happily Single
2. Frantically Looking
3. Inconveniently Attached
4. Unhappily Double
5. Stressfully Committed -
![Facebook will be much more interesting if only they let you decide, which part of the body you wanna Poke!]()
Upload to Facebook Facebook will be much more interesting if only they let you decide, which part of the body you wanna Poke! -
![Dear GIRLS,<br />
To avoid so many Friend requests, kindly use only your own images on Facebook profiles!]()
Upload to Facebook Dear GIRLS,
To avoid so many Friend requests, kindly use only your own images on Facebook profiles! -
![Never judge the beauty of a girl by her profile picture. Judge it by the photos she is tagged in!]()
Upload to Facebook Never judge the beauty of a girl by her profile picture. Judge it by the photos she is tagged in!
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