Facebook SMS

  • We have imaginary farms, cities and animals; we cook fake food; we poke people; and we even write on walls.
    Isn't Facebook a mental hospital and we all as its members, its patients?
  • Facebook:
    The only place in the world where one can be social in undergarments!
  • I am planning to change my name on Facebook to 'dis', so that when I 'Like' some 'Post' by stupid people, it shows as being DisLiked by me!
  • I add everyone I hate to my Facebook, so that I could send them Farmville notifications and poke them to death.
  • What's the most most embarrassing moment in a person's life?
    When nobody likes your
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    Facebook status!
  • There are 2 types of human beings found on Facebook.
    One who get unbelievable amount of Likes and Comments;
    And the other are
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    MEN!
  • My goal in life to be like the people who seem:<br />
As happy as on Facebook;<br />
As intelligent as on Twitter;<br />
As beautiful as on Instagram;<br />
And as competent as on Linkedln!
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    My goal in life to be like the people who seem:
    As happy as on Facebook;
    As intelligent as on Twitter;
    As beautiful as on Instagram;
    And as competent as on Linkedln!
  • Don't Facebook your problems...
    Face them instead!
  • Why is Facebook such a hit? Because it works on the principle that "People are more interested in others life than their own"!
  • Santa: Son, there's a life beyond Facebook.<br />
Pappu: Really? Please 'Share' the 'Link' to it!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Son, there's a life beyond Facebook.
    Pappu: Really? Please 'Share' the 'Link' to it!
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