We have imaginary farms, cities and animals; we cook fake food; we poke people; and we even write on walls. Isn't Facebook a mental hospital and we all as its members, its patients? |
Facebook: The only place in the world where one can be social in undergarments! |
I am planning to change my name on Facebook to 'dis', so that when I 'Like' some 'Post' by stupid people, it shows as being DisLiked by me! |
I add everyone I hate to my Facebook, so that I could send them Farmville notifications and poke them to death. |
What's the most most embarrassing moment in a person's life? When nobody likes your . .. ... Facebook status! |
There are 2 types of human beings found on Facebook. One who get unbelievable amount of Likes and Comments; And the other are . .. ... MEN! |
My goal in life to be like the people who seem: As happy as on Facebook; As intelligent as on Twitter; As beautiful as on Instagram; And as competent as on Linkedln! |
Don't Facebook your problems... Face them instead! |
Why is Facebook such a hit? Because it works on the principle that "People are more interested in others life than their own"! |
Santa: Son, there's a life beyond Facebook. Pappu: Really? Please 'Share' the 'Link' to it! |