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![There comes a time in every woman's life when she removes the birth year from her Facebook profile!]()
Upload to Facebook There comes a time in every woman's life when she removes the birth year from her Facebook profile! -
My ex-boyfriend's Facebook status said, "Suicidal and standing on the edge".
So I poked him. -
It's a Facebook status and not a diary. Please learn the difference! -
If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably 'Unfriend' me! -
If you want to cry, please use someone's shoulder or tissue, and not your Facebook status! -
You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status. -
Tell a therapist, not Facebook. -
Researchers say that people who frequently use Facebook are more likely to gain weight and increase credit card debt.
So if you over-weight and messed financial affairs, you can safely blame it on Facebook. -
Soon Christian weddings will be performed like this:
Priest: Do you agree to change your Facebook status from Single to Married?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Yes!
Priest: Congrats! You are now husband and wife. You may now Poke the bride. And please don't forget to Tag me in the wedding pics. -
Facebook does not ruin relationships.
Relationships ruin Facebook!
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