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  • Height of addiction:<br />
In a college form, when asked about the `permanent address`, a student wrote `www.facebook.com`!Upload to Facebook
    Height of addiction:
    In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.facebook.com"!
  • Facebook is like a refrigerator. One opens it every few minutes just to see if there's anything new and usually there's not!
  • What's the most most embarrassing moment in one's life?
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    ..
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    When nobody likes your Facebook status!
  • You need a lion's heart to reject a girl's request
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    ..
    ...
    on Facebook!
  • Twitter is for the people you've never met;
    Facebook is full of people you wish you could forget.
  • The three most common lies on the internet:
    1. I have read and agreed to the "Terms of Service".
    2. Status: Offline.
    3. Yes, I am over 18.
  • Say it on my face, not through your status.
  • Here's some rain, just in case your timeline is dry. ``、ヽ``、 、ヽ ` ヽ`、ヽ` `、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ `ヽ `、ヽ``、ヽ ` 、ヽ`ヽ `、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ``、 、ヽ ` ヽ`、ヽ` `、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ `ヽ
  • Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met;
    And Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know.
  • Dear Twitter,
    You cured my Facebook addiction!
    Thanks!
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