Height of addiction: In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.facebook.com"! |
Facebook is like a refrigerator. One opens it every few minutes just to see if there's anything new and usually there's not! |
What's the most most embarrassing moment in one's life? . .. ... When nobody likes your Facebook status! |
You need a lion's heart to reject a girl's request . .. ... on Facebook! |
Twitter is for the people you've never met; Facebook is full of people you wish you could forget. |
The three most common lies on the internet: 1. I have read and agreed to the "Terms of Service". 2. Status: Offline. 3. Yes, I am over 18. |
Say it on my face, not through your status. |
Here's some rain, just in case your timeline is dry. ``、ヽ``、 、ヽ ` ヽ`、ヽ` `、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ `ヽ `、ヽ``、ヽ ` 、ヽ`ヽ `、ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ``、ヽ``、 、ヽ ` ヽ`、ヽ` `、ヽ`ヽ`、、ヽ `ヽ |
Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met; And Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know. |
Dear Twitter, You cured my Facebook addiction! Thanks! |