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Facebook: Where one lies to friends.
Twitter: Where one is honest with strangers. -
Dear Facebook,
You keep suggesting people to me as friends; but then you get all concerned and ask me, "how I know them?"
You can't be the PIMP and the COP, too! -
![Dance like no one's around;<br />
Sing like no one's listening;<br />
Eat like no one's watching;<br />
Like even if you're not on Facebook;<br />
And Tweet like no one's following!]()
Upload to Facebook Dance like no one's around;
Sing like no one's listening;
Eat like no one's watching;
Like even if you're not on Facebook;
And Tweet like no one's following! -
R.I.P. to all those dying for attention on Facebook! -
If Facebook gets banned, we'll see people roaming in the streets with their picture in their hands crying and screaming: DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE? -
![You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status!]()
Upload to Facebook You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status! -
![Height of addiction:<br />
In a college form, when asked about `PERMANENT ADDRESS`, a student wrote `www.facebook.com`!]()
Upload to Facebook Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about "PERMANENT ADDRESS", a student wrote "www.facebook.com"! -
![The greatest thing about Facebook is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.<br />
Julius Caesar]()
Upload to Facebook The greatest thing about Facebook is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.
Julius Caesar -
Before posting a Tweet or something on Facebook, one should always test it on one's wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, you know it has potential. -
If U fail in LIFE then FACEBOOK is the best place to write motivating messages.
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