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![Facebook, if you want to know Everyone;<br />
Twitter, if you want to know Everything.]()
Upload to Facebook Facebook, if you want to know Everyone;
Twitter, if you want to know Everything. -
Google took my memory. Twitter my friends and now spell check is busy fucking my spellings! -
Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends. -
![Dear Facebook,<br />You're becoming a little too complicated and trying to over do it, you're going to end up like me.<br />Sincerely,<br />MySpace.]()
Upload to Facebook Dear Facebook,
You're becoming a little too complicated and trying to over do it, you're going to end up like me.
Sincerely,
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Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life. -
![Who says, `One can't deactivate one's Facebook account?`<br />
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I did it many a time.]()
Upload to Facebook Who says, "One can't deactivate one's Facebook account?"
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I did it many a time. -
![Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status.]()
Upload to Facebook Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. -
Twitter is a nursery for wannabe Critics. FaceBook for Photographers. -
I used to wonder what it was like to read people's minds but now that I have a Facebook account, I'm over it. -
Guys: Wow, her status is dumb but she's cute. So I'm gonna like it.
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