Facebook SMS

  • Studies show that friends who like "My Posts" have an above average IQ!
  • Whatever happens, happens for the best
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    ..
    ...
    on Facebook!
  • Texting + Facebook = Textbook.<br />
Yes, Mom! I am studying.Upload to Facebook
    Texting + Facebook = Textbook.
    Yes, Mom! I am studying.
  • Thank God! FaceBook and Twitter don't run on Petrol!
  • Always wake up early. It gives you fresh ideas. Share them with your FaceBook friends and go to sleep!
  • Men Rule: If you can't convince them, confuse them!<br />
Women Rule: If you can't convince them, unfriend them from Facebook!Upload to Facebook
    Men Rule: If you can't convince them, confuse them!
    Women Rule: If you can't convince them, unfriend them from Facebook!
  • Mark Zuckerberg denies keeping his wedding plans private, he posted the full details on Google+ but no one read them.
  • Mark Zuckerberg marries his girlfriend Priscilla Chan. Priscilla Chan changes her status from 'Single' to 'Ridiculously Rich'.
  • Facebook Tip:<br />
Never Delete/Block your ex flames;<br />
Let them know that you're better off without them!Upload to Facebook
    Facebook Tip:
    Never Delete/Block your ex flames;
    Let them know that you're better off without them!
  • If Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook were all school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me!Upload to Facebook
    If Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook were all school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me!
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