| I don't always have a cool FaceBook status. But when I do, some relative of mine ruins it with a lame comment. |
| Why do people say to me, "You're always on FaceBook?" How do they know exactly? Could it be because they are too? |
| My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can on FaceBook. |
| Being 'Single' on FaceBook is not a status. It is a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others. |
| The 'Poke' option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a 'Punch' option? |
| Just before hanging the convict, the judge askd the prisoner, "Any last wish?" Convict: Yes, I want to update my Facebook status as 'Dead'. |
| Life without you is like; Twitter without followers, Youtube without videos, FaceBook without Likes and Google with no results. |
| In the next 20-30 years, one of the hardest things for kids will be to find a screen name on Gmail, FaceBook, Twitter, et al., that hasn`t already been taken. |
| Advantage of being a Man: You don't get tagged in random pictures on FaceBook on Valentine's Day. |
| Sirish Kunder status update from "Got Married to" to "Got Slapped". |