| God does not have a Blackberry but He is my favourite contact. He does not have Facebook but He is my favourite friend & He does not have Twitter but I follow Him. |
| I still remember those days when photos were taken for memories and not for FaceBook profiles. |
| When I die, I want someone to keep updating my Facebook status to freak people out. |
| There is so much drama on Facebook; I`m surprised that they don`t have an awards show! |
| Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3, it should default to UNSTABLE. |
| Karl Marx was wrong. Religion is not the opiate of the masses. FaceBook and Twitter are. |
| Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me, you're nothing! Electricity: Keep talking, bitches! |
| FaceBook founder Mark Zuckerberg is hospitalized with serious injury. . .. ... Sources revealed, Rajnikanth poked him on FaceBook! |
| Friendship on Facebook is like `KOLAVERI DI` . .. ... No need 2 understand, just enjoy it. |
| I failed my driver`s test. The guy asked me, `what do you do at a red light?` I said, `I usually respond to texts, check my emails and Facebook`. |