| Twitter was invented by a man. A woman would have chosen a higher character limit. |
| Facebook keeps suggesting me: 'FRIENDS YOU MAY KNOW'. But when I try adding someone, it says, 'Do YOU KNOW HIM?' Isn't it height of non-sense! |
| If something cool happens and you don't share it on Facebook, did it actually happen? |
| Notice on a Public Building: In case of fire, exit the building b4 Tweeting about it or putting it on the wall. |
| We are WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook. |
| Son 2 his Mom: Mom you know na. I love you a lot. But sorry Mom, I can`t accept your friend request on Facebook. |
| It`s raining, it`s pouring. Facebook is really getting boring! |
| Do you want to make more money from FaceBook? It`s easy. Just go to your Account Settings, Deactivate your account and go to work! |
| Life is much like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment but no one's gonna solve them. Because everybody seems so busy in updating their own! |
| Facebook Fever! A man posted his status as: `Gonna sleep on the terrace tonight` . . 17 Mosquitoes `Liked` it. |