| Girl: Why my name is always on your Facebook status every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind. |
| Facebook should have options WHO CARES along with LIKE. It should also add SLAP, PUNCH, KICK along with POKE. |
| Boy asked God, `Why she loves rose which dies in a day, but doesn`t love me who dies for her every day?` God replied, `Mast hai! Put it on Facebook!` |
| Boy asked God, `Why she loves rose which dies in a day, but doesn`t love me who dies for her every day?` God replied, `Mast hai! Put it on Facebook!` |
| FACEBOOK LAW: Behind every status update.. there is a... Ctrl + C Ctrl + V |
| Boy : Do you love me? Girl: Yeah..I love you. Boy starts running.. Girl: Hey! Where are u going? Boy: Updating Facebook status !!! |
| To every girl suffering from many friends' request on Facebook: .. . . . . Put your real picture!. |
| Similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL: In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls! |
| Modern Style wedding: Pujari: Do u both agree to change your Facebook status to married? Couple: Yes, we do. Pujari: Vivaah Sampann! |
| Only 1% girls become wives of their lovers. The remaining 99% become their Facebook passwords! |