| Why is Facebook such a hit? Bcoz it works on the principle that, "People are more interested in others' life rather than their own". |
| No one is as ugly as their Voter's ID picture, nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic. |
| Girl: I can do anything 4 u? Boy: Will you die for me? Girl: Yes. Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me? Girl: Go home Bro, ur mother might be getting worried. |
| If your wife claims she never looks at your Facebook profile, change your status to 'Single' and wait for 5 minutes. |
| Girl's status on Facebook: 'Feeling sad!' 17021 comments. Boy's status: 'Going to commit suicide!' 2 likes and 1 comment - Think about it dude....Drop the plan, if you can! |
| Messages that change yr mood: 'I love u!' 'I hate u!' & the best one 'Facebook Login Error'. |
| Dad joined facebook. Kid's status update: 'Dad on FB, wtf!' Dad commented, 'What is wtf?' Kid replied him, 'Welcome to Facebook!' |