| One whos eats many prunes gets good run for money. |
| A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight. |
| Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend! |
| Bacon and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. |
| A one with one chop stick goes hungry. |
| Budweiser makes my taste buds wiser. |
| If drinking Alcohol makes me one Alcoholic does drinking Fanta makes one Fantastic? |
| Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution. |
| A salad is just a remix for vegetables. |
| Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time. |