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![Practise safe eating: use condiments.]()
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The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them. -
![Character is defined by what you drink. Reputation is defined by how much you drink.]()
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Beer: It's not just for breakfast any more. -
![A beer in the hand is worth two in the fridge.]()
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. -
Even Chemistry says that 'Alcohol' is a solution. -
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where sandwiches live. -
Toasters: Tanning beds for bread slices. -
The whole world is about three drinks behind.
