| The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. |
| Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. |
| Puns are a form of humor with words. |
| One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. |
| Nothing is so galling to a people not broken in from the birth as a paternal, or in other words a meddling government, a government which tells them what to read and say and eat and drink and wear. |
| My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. |
| Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. |
| In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. |
| Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. |
| If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. |