| We fully support the campaign against Plastic that's why we are against Plastic Money, we accept cash! |
| I've just been attacked by a little ginger boy doing martial arts! It turned out to be the carroty kid! |
| Rickshaw puller's daughter wins the heptathlon. Rickshaw Wala's son scores 1000 runs. Rickshaw Wala's daughter becomes CA. My kids are now forcing me to buy a Rickshaw! |
| My wife is leaving me because I'm going bald. I'm not bothered, it's hair loss! |
| As I get older and I remember all the people I've lost along the way. I think, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me after all! |
| Today I went to the toilet without my phone. There're 116 tiles in the bathroom! |
| What's life? Weekdays: MS Excel Weekends: Surf Excel |
| What did I learn today? Red Bull does not give you wings... and I should be out of the hospital in two to three months! |
| The only thing worse than being put on hold for 45 minutes while waiting for technical support is having your phone battery die when they finally answer! |
| Vajpayee Ji's sense of humour. Just before the Pokhran nuclear test, Vajpayee asked Mission Chief, Dr. Abul Kalam, "is everything ready". Dr. Kalam said; Yes, but nobody should be aware" Atal Ji said, "How will news leak, we are both bachelors!" |
