| Thanks to the Sunanda Pushkar investigation gaining steam, Shashi Tharoor suddenly finds himself in a glutinous admixture of herbaceous viands, succulent meats, and pulverized legumes daintily stewed over a benignly blazing flame.
In short, A SOUP! |
| There's nothing worse than pooping in an elevator. It really takes shit to a different level! |
| He: What's the craziest thing that ever happened to you? Me: My crush had been texting me without ignoring me! |
| Man: Hey Google, tell my wife that I cant make for the dinner with her parents. Google Assistant: Okay, will do. After sometime... Google Assistant: Next time, you talk to your wife yourself! |
| Laughter is the best medicine. But if you are laughing without any reason, you need medicine! |
| Finally, got the full form of "Hmm..." uttered by husbands to their nagging wives, . . . . . . . . . Haan Meri Maa! |
| I reached the point in life where I don't know if I'm genuinely good looking or just used to how my face looks like! |
| A vegan said to me: "People who sell meat are disgusting". I replied: "People who sell fruit and veges are grocer"! |
| The actual meaning of 'Dafli Wale Dafli Baja' is 'Mind your own business'! |
| What do you call a cinnamon bun that does well in school? An honour roll! |
