| I am a perfect man without a single flaw. At least on my resume! |
| For a procrastinator, deadlines are both the most stressful, and the most helpful thing in life! |
| Who says that this generation doesn't read. People today actually do more reading than any other generation in human history, thanks to phones and the internet! |
| Even Dosa is set but I am still single! |
| Question: Who is Arnab Goswami? Malayalee: News Anger! |
| I asked my Indian friend what is lady finger called in Hindi but Usko Bhindi Nahi Aati Thi! |
| After spending a huge amount on grooming my beard, I have realized that, "Beard Rakhne Se Sirf Usmein Saabun Ka Jhaag Fansta Ha, Ladkiyan Nahi!" |
| If you see someone doing a crossword today, lean over them and say 7 Up is Lemonade! |
| A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6. He seemed irritated when I answered 'Kindegarten'! |
| Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring. So I go back to being me! |
