| As a parent one thing that I learnt is, "Playing with a toddler is half play and half self defense"! |
| What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary! |
| 14 women asked me out today. I was in the wrong toilet! |
| Three big reasons why one should become a food blogger 1. Free Ka Khana 2. Free Ka Khana 3. Free Ka Khana |
| I'm so single that the only thing I turn on each night is my alarm! |
| My wife told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what... She couldn't do either! |
| Earlier: I can write with both my hands. Now: I can type with my single hand! |
| After Failure: Other countries - Tragedy & trials come to everybody. It is the difficulty that is going to prepare you. Keep on going. India - Subah Se Lekar Shaam Tak Phone Mein Ghusa Rehta Hai, Isko Todega Tabhi Kuch Kar Payega! |
| Interviewer: Are you an extrovert or introvert? Guy: Depends on the date. Interviewer: How? Guy: Jab Month Start Hota Hai Toh Main Extrovert Hota Hun Because I can afford to go out, and Month End Tak Aate Aate Introvert Because Mann Nahi Hai Kyonki Paise Nahi Hain! |
| It's a good thing farts aren't contagious like yawns. That would be bad! |
