| Party instructions: 1. Walk-in. 2. Eat as much as you can. 3. Walk out! |
| Students These Days: Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Why does it matter. You still get paid! |
| Mostly Exam Toppers Agarwal, Bansal Ya Gupta Hi Hote Hain... Isliye Teacher Kehte Hain "Achche Student Baniye"! |
| Visited a dentist named Simran. She asked, "where are you feeling the pain?" Me: Jaw Simran Jaw! |
| If I had the power to control time I would probably just use it to sleep more! |
| What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Crystler! |
| I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears. ~ Charlie Chaplin I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see I'm smoking. ~ Shahrukh Khan I love walking in any season because petrol is now Rs. 84 per liter! |
| Rahul Gandhi needs to marry now. With a mother, you are always in the ruling party. Only a wife can teach you how to survive in the opposition! |
| Mumbai on high alert: Meteorology department director and scientists were worried about impending cyclone hitting the city and wanted to find a suitable name for it before informing the public about it and precautions. One assistant suggested: `Sir keep the name as 'Ache din' ..the cyclone will never come! |
| Please don't confuse Nipah virus with Nikah virus, Nikah virus is an untreatable and lifelong disorder! |
