| An experienced worker is just someone who knows which projects will get you the most credit for the least work! |
| What did the nurse say to the family of Arnab Goswami when he was born? Mubarak Ho 'Bhadka' Hua Hai! |
| If you can go a couple weeks without talking to me, go a couple more. I'm good! |
| I'm so broke. If somebody tried to rob me right now, they would just be practicing! |
| Going back to your ex is like reheating your french fries! |
| Boy: How to recharge a Patanjali sim? Ramdev: Yoga Se Hoga! |
| Teacher: 24 + x + 30 = 90 Find X Student: It's between 24 and 30! |
| A humble request to all: Whenever hibernation starts, please let me know because I am 100% participating in that! |
| I found out someone's been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens! |
| The fastest way to ruin a good time is to let your children know you're enjoying yourself. ~ A Frustrated Mom! |
