| Physics is just humans figuring out the code of our simulation! |
| When it rains in India, it is the duty of potatoes/onions to cover themselves with besan and jump into boiling oil! |
| The biggest dilemma for an environmentalist in Washroom: 'Should I save water or save paper?' |
| I always take a keen interest in what my wife makes for dinner in case I have to explain it to the doctor! |
| Girls want attention. Women want respect. Men want both. . . . . . . . . . No no no... not attention and respect. Both girls and women! |
| HR: Please keep your salary details confidential. Employee: Sir Main Khud Bahut Sharminda Hun Iski Vajah Se! |
| Apple has announced group FaceTime, with up to 32 people at a time. Meaning, your iPhone is going to look like our prime time debate shows on TV! |
| Parenthood is a constant struggle between wanting to have a clean house and not having the time and energy to actually clean it! |
| Foreigner: Is Orange fruit considered holy in India? Indian: No, why? Foreigner: I have heard people calling it "Saint Ra"! |
| I was hitting on this woman when she said she's married with two kids. I was so shocked! I mean, marrying one kid was bad enough, right? |
