• I had also received death threats in the past.<br/>
My Girlfriend told me: Aaj Recharge Nahi Karwaya Toh Zinda Nahi Chodhungi!Upload to Facebook
    I had also received death threats in the past.
    My Girlfriend told me: Aaj Recharge Nahi Karwaya Toh Zinda Nahi Chodhungi!
  • -Sholay 2018-<br/>
Veeru: Basanti In Kutton Ke Samne Mat Nachna.<br/>
Basanti: Excuse me, don't tell me what to do. I am an independent woman and I take my own decisions!Upload to Facebook
    -Sholay 2018-
    Veeru: Basanti In Kutton Ke Samne Mat Nachna.
    Basanti: Excuse me, don't tell me what to do. I am an independent woman and I take my own decisions!
  • When we were kids the only way to block someone was to hit them in the head with a brick!Upload to Facebook
    When we were kids the only way to block someone was to hit them in the head with a brick!
  • I wanted to be a comedian but I was afraid everyone would laugh at me!Upload to Facebook
    I wanted to be a comedian but I was afraid everyone would laugh at me!
  • How does one pea explain his love to another pea?<br/>
Have I told you how much you 'Matar' to me?Upload to Facebook
    How does one pea explain his love to another pea?
    Have I told you how much you 'Matar' to me?
  • I wanted to watch the World Origami Championship on TV...<br/>
But it was only on paper view!Upload to Facebook
    I wanted to watch the World Origami Championship on TV...
    But it was only on paper view!
  • Never give up on your dreams... keep sleeping!Upload to Facebook
    Never give up on your dreams... keep sleeping!
  • Parents should be able to hibernate through summer until school starts again!Upload to Facebook
    Parents should be able to hibernate through summer until school starts again!
  • Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss bed and that makes you feel sad!Upload to Facebook
    Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss bed and that makes you feel sad!
  • Thing which wakes you up in the morning:<br/>

Alarm ✖<br/>
Enough sleep ✖<br/>
Mummy ke lectures ✔Upload to Facebook
    Thing which wakes you up in the morning:
    Alarm ✖
    Enough sleep ✖
    Mummy ke lectures ✔
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