| Wanted Good Man able to pay bills, support family and shop. Must have car and gold card. Note: Please send a picture of car and gold card! |
| Aaj Ke Samaye Mein Sirf Wahi Log Shareef Hote Hain, Jinke Mobile Mein Koi Password Nahi Hota. |
| There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who get married and learn how it works! |
| Where were you? I have been waiting for almost half an hour. . . . . . . . . . . . Said no girl ever! |
| It's hard to find a good friend who is... 90% Funny 95% Sexy 100% Perfect So, whatever you do, don't lose me! |
| If you don't swear while driving... Then you are not paying attention to the road at all! |
| I fell in love at first sight, but now I think, . . . . . . . . I should have looked twice! |
| Two types of Chromosomes, cause martial problem... . . . . . . Ex and Why! |
| Hassi Toh Fassi, Royi Toh Tu Fassa! |
| The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize! |
