| In Parliament: Speaker: Now I invite Mr. Rahul Gandhi for his address to the nation. Rahul: 12, Tughlak Lane, New Delhi Sonia: She is asking you to address the nation and not our home address! |
| Thought of the day: A bad marraige is like a horrible job, you are happy to have one but always look out for other options! |
| I will clear Vijay Mallya's loan and adopt all the air hostess, but release me. . . . . . . . . ~Asaram Bapu! |
| Adam and Eve were the first people to accept Apple's "terms and conditions" without reading them! |
| Recent history of Vijay Mallya - Ran UBL, USL, Kingfisher Airlines. Ran UBL, USL. Ran UBL. Ran. |
| How to avoid "Personal loan/Car loan etc. calls from banks. Bank: Sir this is Sonali calling from ABC bank, would you be interested in a loan? Me: Sure... why not? Bank: Your good name sir? Me: Vijay Mallya! |
| Today I ran about 4 KM in just 15 minutes in the morning... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Why don't people chain their large size dogs? |
| Thought of the day: Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it's really no fun lying anymore! |
| North India's weather confusion: Before getting ready for an evening party, one needs to enquire from the host whether it is Indoor or Outdoor! |
| India has 3 types of vegetarian: 1. Pure Vegetarian 2. Anda Kha Lete Hain 3. Piece Nahi Khaate Bas Gravy Kha Lete Hain! |
