| Agar Biwi Ghar Ki Lakshmi Hai To Girlfriend... . . . . . . . Kaala Dhan Hai! |
| An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An orange a day keeps the postman away. Basically if you throw fruit at people they go away! |
| An old Hyderabadi couple: Wife: Aji Allah Mian Bole Jannat Mein Tum logon Ku Hooran Milingey Bole, Phir Hum Logon Ku Kya Milte? Husband: Tum Logon Ku Langooran Milte. Wife(with a deep sigh): Aiy Ye Kya Ji, Yahan Bhi Woich Wahan Bhi Woich! |
| In India, a 6-inch gap between Saree and Blouse is called as 'Culture'. But a inch gap between Jeans and Top is called 'Besharmi'! Incredible India! |
| While getting divorce: 1986 - Bachhon Ka Kya Hoga? 2016 - Tattoo Ka Kya Hoga? |
| Clicking Selfie: Girls - Brushes hair Pouts Smirks Brushes hair Boys - Bhai Jaldi Khich Le Hansi Aa Rahi Hai! |
| Rahul Gandhi is saying that if we can have 'Dravid' in our national anthem, then why can't we also add 'Tendulkar' to it! |
| It was Women's day yesterday. . . . . . . . . . . . Most of the married men were wondering what are the other 364 days called then? |
| Yesterday was most luckiest International Women's Day for men... . . . . . . . . . Because all jewellery shops were closed due to strike! |
| If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out! |
