| Sometimes I think what if... one day Google was deleted and we couldn't Google what happened to Google! |
| What did the dentist say to the tooth? You look so cute I'd like to take you out! |
| How does a Punjabi say that he has a fracture? "Manufacture Ho Geya Hai"! |
| In India, driving a car is a war. And in war, you don't tell your enemy your next move. That's why no-one here uses indicators! |
| There are only 12 signs and 7 billion people. Each sign controlling approx 60 crore people. So if your horoscope says you are screwed... . . . . . . . . Then be happy you are not alone! |
| Breaking News: The Canadian govt. announced that it is building a fence all along the U.S. border in order to keep out the millions of Americans fleeing to Canada in the event that Donald Trump is elected President! |
| We all have that one friend who knows more on everything than anybody else knows on anything... . . . . . . . . Bas Phir Kya Hai... Aise Aadmi Ki Toh Har Baat Pe Beizzti Honi Hi Hai! |
| Propose or get married to a girl today and cut off your anniversary expenses upto 75% in coming years. Your's sincerely 29th Feb |
| Eight new diseases of Whatsapp users: 1. Wrong post in wrong group syndrome 2. Non-reading earlier post dystrophy 3. Repeated posting neurosis 4. Late replying psychosis 5. Non-immune politico-religionitis 6. Sudden disappearancitis. 7. Incomprehensible abbreviationoma 8. Brainless compulsive forwarding syndrome |
| Nobody in the world can stop you from falling in love, but two powerful weapons can do that... . . . . . . . . . . Mom's sandal and Dad's belt. Exclusively made in India! |
