| Nobody in the world can stop you from falling in love, but two powerful weapons can do that... . . . . . . . . . . Mom's sandal and Dad's belt. Exclusively made in India! |
| Bhai Logo Ek Jaroori Soochna Aayi Hai Financial Capital Mumbai Se Woh 251/- Wala Mobile Mat Khareedna, Koi Keh Raha Tha Uski Resale Value Achhi Nahi Hai! |
| Kuch Logon Ki Soch Dekh Kar Unse Puchne Ko Dil Karta Hai Ki... . . . . . . . . Aap Bhad Mein Khud Jaoge Ya Drop Karke Aaye! |
| People who talk shit... . . . . . . . . . will be reincarnated as 'toilet paper'! |
| I finally realize... people are prisoners of their phones - that's why they are called cell phones! |
| A phone for Rs 251 by a desi company called Ringing Bells.... What do you get when you translate the company name in Hindi? . . . . . . . 'GHANTA'! |
| If a 2% stupidity tax is imposed, the national budget would become surplus! |
| A girl was sitting on a park bench. Beggar: Hi sweetheart. Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart? Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed? |
| It's OK if some people don't like you... because everybody doesn't have a good taste! |
| Meanwhile, Alia Bhatt called up a Jat Bhai and told him that they can try Tatkal if they are not getting reservations! |
