| Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship! |
| Somedays I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running! |
| Question in 'Computer Exam': "Progaram Kise Kehte Hain?" Awesome answer: "Jo Sham Ko Doston Ke Saath Banaya Jaata Hai!" |
| Thought of the day: If false praises works on her, keep your true emotions at safe distance! |
| The difference between 'Girlfriend' and 'Girl Friend' is that little space in between we call the 'Friend Zone'! |
| A Punjabi opened a Tea stall in China and named it "Panjab Tea Stall". He got no business for a long time and was about to close down when someone told him to have a more Chinese name for his tea stall if he wanted to succeed in China. After struggling for a name, he got grand success when he kept the new name. "Ko Si Ko Si Chaa Fu Ke Fu Ke Pee"! |
| A clean house at times is an after effect of broken crockery! |
| Bunty: My girlfriend broke up with me. Pappu: Why? Bunty: She says I'm childish. Pappu: So how did you cope up? Bunty: I took a deep breath calmed down, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away! |
| Boy1: Yesterday I was too drunk to drive home. Boy2: So what did you do? Boy1: I drove to another party! |
| If your wife is in a bad mood even after talking to her mother for hours then beware, it is a 'Serious Problem'! |
