| Mom: Where are you going? Me: Today is Valentine's Day, hope you know. Mom: Toh? Me: Toh Bas, Couples Pe Lathi Charge Karne Ja Raha Hun! |
| I hate when I'm about to hug someone really awesome, and my face hits the mirror! |
| Two types of people who can't sleep early at night: 1. Those who are in love 2. Those who have good internet connection |
| Relationship status for married men: Dhobi Ka Kutta - Na Ex Ka... Na Next Ka! |
| My parents always say it's their house, but when it's time to clean it, magically it becomes my house, too! |
| Oh... I didn't tell you. Then it must be none of your business. |
| It's so hard to lose weight as an Indian... because the food we eat has more oil than Saudi Arabia! |
| 14 Feb Ko Khajoor Khaiye. At least, the next day you can say - I had a 'Date' this Valentine! |
| Time table for February month is listed below.. Enjoy the loveable month and have fun: 7 Feb Rose Day 8 Feb Propose Day 9 Feb Chocolate Day 10 Feb Teddy Day 11 Feb Promise Day 12 Feb Hug Day 13 Feb Kiss Day 14 Feb Valentine Day. 15 Feb Go Back to your Wife Day! |
| Trust is the most important part of a Relationship. You must be 100% sure, she will not tell your wife! |
