| I just received a call from a Charity, asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them 'Anybody who fits into my clothes cannot be starving'! |
| Indian family loves and care for each other in every moment. . . . . . . . . Bimaar Ek Hota Hai Aur Khichdi Poora Ghar Khaata Hai! |
| Is it actually possible that all this while a girl refused to go out with you only because you kept asking her for Coffee and what she really wants is to have Tea? |
| Whatsapp Aur FB Pe Betahasha Gyaan Milta Hai. Lekin Samajh Mein Nahi Aata, Yeh Gyaan Istmaal Kab Karna Hai... Saara Samay Toh Whatsapp Aur FB Pe Hi Nikal Jaata Hai! |
| Whenever I feel depressed in life. I open my e-mail spam Inbox and realise: 1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans. 2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons. 3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me. 4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me. 5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall. 6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects. And Approx 40-50 mails from Priya, Payal, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me. What else you need in life! |
| Nice line at a Petrol Pump: We are primarily into collecting taxes, but we also sell Petrol and Diesel! |
| Boy: My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling. Teacher: You must be Kidding? Boy: No, that is my brother. I am Joking! |
| The most powerful word other than 'I Love You' is... . . . . . . . . . 'Salary is Credited'! |
| It's been a rough week but on positive note... I didn't need any bail money and didn't have to hide any bodies! |
| Thought of the day: Never underestimate a woman's ability to make anything your fault! |
