| Thought of the day: When you meet your girl classmate after several years, you realize that flowers usually grow up into cauliflowers! |
| Indian: Which side of the road you drive? American: Right side, and you? Indian: It depends. American: Depends on what? Indian: Saamne Wala Kaun Si Side Aa Raha Hai! |
| Housework: No one notices when you do it, but everyone notices when you don't! |
| Officer to CO: Sir Chutti Chahiye CO: Ek Sharat Par Milegi, Ye Batao, Kattapa Ne Bahubali Ko Kyon Mara? Office: Sir, Kattapa Ko Chutti Nahi Di Hogi. (Presently youngster is on 60 days of Annual Leave) |
| The worst way to locate your glasses is by the sound they make when you step on them! |
| There are two kinds of fools in this world. Those who give advise and those who don't take it! |
| Why the qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later? |
| Bad grades are like your exes. Best forgotten, because you know that you can do much better! |
| Thought of the day: A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him! |
| My phone's low battery warning is the only warning I take it seriously! |
