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![Let's face it:<br/>
After Monday and Tuesday...<br/>
even the calendar says - W T F!]()
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After Monday and Tuesday...
even the calendar says - W T F! -
![I once met an astronaut who was claustrophobic.<br/>
Turns out he just needed a little space!]()
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Turns out he just needed a little space! -
![I started a band called `Blanket`.<br/>
It's a cover band!]()
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![I have friends whom I would trust with my life, but I also wouldn't trust them enough to fall asleep in front of them!]()
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![When my boss' 4-year-old daughter falls asleep in the office, it's cute.</br>
But when I do the same thing, it's wrong.</br>
I really don't get this!]()
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![After graduating, I'm no longer a `broke college student`, I'm just poor!]()
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![Science Fact:</br>
A dog gets more factual information from sniffing another dog's a** than an Indian gets from watching Indian News Channels!]()
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![Waiter: Is this your first time in a shisha bar?<br/>
Boy: Yes, why?<br/>
Waiter: Sir, it's the fire extinguisher that you're trying to smoke!]()
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Boy: Yes, why?
Waiter: Sir, it's the fire extinguisher that you're trying to smoke! -
![Not bragging, but my hot looking neighbour asked for my number.<br/>
All I needed to do was to hit her car with mine!]()
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All I needed to do was to hit her car with mine! -
![A black speck on your TV screen isn't too irritating until you're trying to watch an ice hockey game!]()
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