| I got into a heated argument with a snowman... And he lost his cool and had a total meltdown! |
| Client: Sir, give me some personal benefit advice. CA: Get married on 29th February and cut off your Marriage Anniversary expenses by up to 75% |
| If I'm reading their lips correctly... My neighbors are arguing about some creepy guy next door! |
| People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician! |
| It's so cold today that I saw some teenagers walking around with their pants pulled up and not showing their underwear! |
| 2021 feels like when you think you're finally done doing the dishes but turn around and there's another dish to wash. And another one. And another one! #NewYear |
| The new policy of WhatsApp in simple words You are chatting romantically with your girlfriend on WhatsApp. Then your wife opens her Facebook and she will be flooded with Ads from Divorce lawyers! |
| Had to go out with my wife & her friends. On our way back, my wife said "Thanks for wearing a mask the whole time". Thinking about it, I'm not sure if it was an appreciation or an insult! |
| You need to weigh yourself naked to know your accurate weight. But this lady at the gym isn't understanding this and is calling the security! |
| I would like to cancel my subscription to 2021. I have experienced the free 7-days trial and I am not interested! |
