| Trump: I want to see Biden in prison. Biden: Why does Trump think I would visit him in prison? |
| This year, I am going to adopt a dog and name him 'Purpose' so that when I walk my dog in the morning I am known as "A man with Purpose"! |
| The irony is when your Rashi is 'Kanya' but there is no Kanya is your Rashi! |
| When people tell me "You are going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver! |
| My ex texted me last night and asked me if I'm alone. All excited I said yes. She then texted me back "Hahaha, you deserve it". Women are dangerous! |
| Sometimes beauty depends on the quality of the camera of your phone! |
| Pakistani Cricketers in a restaurant: Waiter: He paid your bill. Pak Cricketers: Shukriya... Aap Ek Sachhe Fan Hain. Man: Fan-Wan Kuch Nahi... Kal Ek No Ball Daalni Hai! |
| What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale! |
| I gave my French girlfriend a pendant with "le monde" carved in. It means the world to her! |
| If they put the vaccine in beer and put it in pubs, the whole country would be vaccinated by in a few weekends. Just trying to help! |
