Funny Shayari

  • Arz Kiya Hai:
    Dil Mein Dard Hai Aur Ankhon Mein Ansu Hai;
    Wah Wah! Dil Mein Dard Hai Aur Ankhon Mein Ansu Hai;
    Zara Apni Wale Ka Number Dena, Suna Hai Baadi Dhassu Hai!
  • Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne K Baad;
    Ab Kisiko Dekhna Nahi Tumhein Dekhne K Baad;
    Dunia Chod Deinge Tumhein Pane K Baad;
    Khuda Maff Kre Itna Jhoot Bolne Ke Baad!
  • Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Ajib Hote Hai;
    Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Garib Hote Hai;
    Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hai;
    Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shauqin Hote Hai!
  • Meri Hassi Ka Hisaab Kaun Karega?
    Meri Galti Ko Maaf Kaun Karega?
    Ae-Khuda, Mere Dost Ko Salamat Rakhna;
    Warna Meri Shaadi Pe "Lungi Dance" Kaun Karega!
  • Arz Kiya Hai:
    Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jaane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh Hai;
    Wah Wah!
    Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jaane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh Hai;
    Ghar Mein Teen-Teen Saas Ho To Jungle Hi Theek Hai!
  • Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiana Sajane Se Darte Hain;
    Baagon Mein Phool Khilanne Se Darte Hain;
    Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaaeinge Hazaaro Dil;
    Tabi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananee Se Darte Hain!
  • Daarhi Ka Ek Baal Bhi Baqi Nahin Raha;
    Begum, Yeh Kya Mila Diya Tu Ne Khizaab Mein!

    Translation:
    Khizaab: Hairdye
  • Aashiqi Ka Ho Bura Haal;
    Ishne Bigaare Saare Kaam;
    Hum Toh A.B. Mein Rahe;
    Aghiaar B.A. Pass Ho Gaye!

    Translation:
    Aghiaar: Others
  • Woh Mujhse Milkar Royi Itna Ki;
    Uski Naak Ka Bulbula Dekh Kar Meri Hasi Nikal Gayi!
  • Rakh Le 2-4 Botal Kafan Mein;
    Saath Baith Kar Piya Karenge;
    Jab Mange Ga Hisab Gunahon Ka;
    Ek Peg Usse Bhi De Diya Karenge!
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