Funny Shayari

  • Aakash Ke Taro Me Khoya Hai Jaha Sara;
    Lagta He Pyara Ek Ek Tara;
    Un Taro Me Sabse Pyara Hai Ek Sitara;
    Jo Is Wakt Pad Raha Hai Sms Hamara!
  • Sitaro Me Aap, Hawao Me Aap, Fizao Me Aap;
    Baharo Me Aap, Dhop Me Aap, Chaaon Me Aap;
    Sach Hi Suna Hai Ki Buri Aatmao Ka Koi Thikana Nahi Hota!
  • Muqadar Main Raat Ki Neend Nahi To Kya Hua;
    Hum Bhi Muqadar Ko Dhoka De Kar Din Ko So Jatay Hain!
  • Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai;
    Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti;
    Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai;
    Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti!
  • Aashiq Hoon Par Maashooq Farebi Hai Mera Kaam;
    Majnoon Ko Bura Kahti Hai Laila Mere Aage!
    ~ Mirza Ghalib
  • LIC Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Dhate Hain;
    LIC Wale Bhi Kya Gazab Dhate Hain;
    Logon Ki Biwiyon Ke Paas Ghanton Baith Ke;
    Husband Ke Marne Ke Fayde Batate Hain!
  • Sooraj Woh Jo Din Bhar Aasman Ka Saath De;
    Chand Woh Jo Raat Bhar Taaron Ka Sath De;
    Pyaar Woh Jo Zindagi Bhar Saath De;
    Aur Biwi Woh Jo Har Baat Ka Ulta Jawab De!
  • Beeti Hui Zindagi Ki Kuch Itni Si Kahani Hai;
    Kuch Khud Barbaad Hue;
    Kuch Orkut Aur Facebook Ki Meharbani Hai!
  • Khawaab Aayaa To Hum Uskaa Didaar Paa Gaye;
    Par Kambakht Without Make-Up Aayi Thi Iss Liye Hum;
    Neend Mein Ghabraa Gaye!
  • Jise Dil Diya Woh Dilli Chali Gayi;
    Jise Pyar Kiya Woh Italy Chali Gayi;
    Dil Ne Kaha Khudkushi Kar Le Zalim;
    Bijli Ko Haath Lagaya To Bijli Chali Gayi!
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