Funny Shayari

  • Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota;
    Na Tujhe Qaraar Hota Na Mujhe Qaraar Hota;
    Tera Har Marz Ulajhta Meri Jaan-E-Natwaan Se;
    Jo Tujhe Zukaam Hota, To Mujhe Bukhaar Hota!
  • Dil Se Kabhi Mujhe Yaad Kiya Karo;
    Itna Gair Na Samjho Call Nahi To Atleast;
    Miss Call To Kar Liya Karo!
  • Zindagi Apni Masti May Jiya Karo;
    Ishq Bahut Bura Hai Na Kiya Karo;
    Tum Apna Pura Dhyan Career Par Mod Do;
    Ishq Aur Apni Girlfriend Ko, Mujh Par Chor Do!
  • Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga;
    Sab Hi Ki Tasveerein Jala Dunga;
    Ek Tum Hi Rahogi Iss Dil Mein;
    Phone Mein Balance Dalwa Do Bahut Dua Dunga!
  • Dost Ne Kahaa Imtihaan Mein ki Paanchve Swaaal Ka Jawaab Batao;
    Main Bhi Muskuraa Kar Bas Itna Hi Keh Saka "Melody Khao Khud Jaan Jao!"
  • Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh Hai;
    Wah Wah!
    Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh Hai;
    Ghar Me 3-3 Saas Ho To Jungle Hi Theek Hai!
  • Mausam Shabaab Ka, Nasha Sharaab Ka;
    Parda Janab Ka, Or Rung Gulaab Ka;
    In Sabse Haseen Sabse Lajwaab Dekho;
    SMS Padne Waala, Mendak Taalaab Ka!
  • Arz Kiya Hai:
    Dena Hai Ye Dil Daan Mein;
    Dena Hai Ye Dil Daan Mein;
    Koi Hai Kya Mast Item Aapke Dhyaan Mein!
  • Hui Koi Khata Humse To Saja Dena;
    Hum Yaad Rahe To Thik Varna Bhula Dena;
    Bas Ek Ilteja Hai Tujhse Haseen Ki;
    Break Off Se Pehle Apni Kisi Saheli Se Mila Dena!
  • Kal Jab Mile The To Dil Mein Hua Ik Sound;
    Or Aaj Mile To Kehte Hain Your File Not Found;
    Jo Muddat Se Hota Aaya Hai Wo Repeat Kar Dunga;
    Tu Na Mili To Apni Zindagi Ctrl+Alt+Delete Kar Dunga!
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