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  • I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. 'AALSI' them later!Upload to Facebook
    I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. 'AALSI' them later!
  • Teacher: What do you call a short mother?</br>
Kid: A minimum!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What do you call a short mother?
    Kid: A minimum!
  • What happens when you slap Dwayne johnson in the butt?</br>
You hit rock bottom!Upload to Facebook
    What happens when you slap Dwayne johnson in the butt?
    You hit rock bottom!
  • I'm not always drunk, sometimes I'm wasted!Upload to Facebook
    I'm not always drunk, sometimes I'm wasted!
  • Warning:</br>
Alcohol can cause depression. Particularly when you run out of it!Upload to Facebook
    Warning:
    Alcohol can cause depression. Particularly when you run out of it!
  • I joined the Army so that I could run away from my studies.</br>
Later I realised I was running also and studying also!Upload to Facebook
    I joined the Army so that I could run away from my studies.
    Later I realised I was running also and studying also!
  • A boy was in a park behind a tree with his girlfriend.</br>
An old man passes them and asks: Bete, Kya Yeh Hamari Sanskriti Hai?</br>
Boy: Nahi Uncle! Yeh Toh Malhotra Uncle Ki Pallavi Hai, Aap Doosre Ped Ke Peeche Check Kariye!Upload to Facebook
    A boy was in a park behind a tree with his girlfriend.
    An old man passes them and asks: Bete, Kya Yeh Hamari Sanskriti Hai?
    Boy: Nahi Uncle! Yeh Toh Malhotra Uncle Ki Pallavi Hai, Aap Doosre Ped Ke Peeche Check Kariye!
  • What do you call a pencil that doesn't work?</br>
Pointless!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a pencil that doesn't work?
    Pointless!
  • Guaranteed Stress Relief:</br></br>

Take 100 gms of</br>
Ajwain</br>
Rai</br>
Jeera</br>
Saunf</br>
Mix all these nicely and put them in a bowl.</br></br>


Then sit in a nice comfortable corner and separate all these one by one!Upload to Facebook
    Guaranteed Stress Relief:

    Take 100 gms of
    Ajwain
    Rai
    Jeera
    Saunf
    Mix all these nicely and put them in a bowl.

    Then sit in a nice comfortable corner and separate all these one by one!
  • According to a recent research, it has been revealed that the world is full of idiots, but you can't identify them because they are asymptomatic!
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    According to a recent research, it has been revealed that the world is full of idiots, but you can't identify them because they are asymptomatic!
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