Speak English Kiss French Drive German Dress Italian Spend Arab Party Caribbean and live life King Size. But if you can't abuse in Punjabi. You never lived! |
People say being a waiter is a bad job. ...but, hey, it puts food on the table! |
Boy: What is your age? Girl: We girls, don't reveal our age to boys. Boy: What is your email address? Girl: pinky_1992@gmail.com |
If after the lockdown you were given 2 options: Flying with your wife to a dream destination or having a drink with your friends, what would you choose? Whiskey or Beer |
Me: I'm here to report cyberbullying. HR: email sent by your boss asking you to update the status of the project is not cyberbullying! |
Why are fish so easy to weigh. Because they come with their own scales! |
Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? Because you shouldn't press your luck! |
I wish my nervous system could be a confidence system just once! |
About 300 years ago, if you had something that was made in China then everyone would be really impressed! |
The biggest income of 2021 will be: Securely taking all our family members and friends along with us to 2022! |