| Shayars don't drink beer. They Ghazal it down! |
| Heart-warming and out of the way gesture by the government to increase petrol prices yet again, and ensure that people stay at home safely! |
| COVID19 blues: Now when I type 'Vacation', my phone autocorrects it to 'Vaccination'! |
| I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea! |
| Jack & Jill went up the hill for a little bit of fun. With social distancing and lockdown extending, they came back as Monk and Nun! |
| Blessed are constipated for they don't give a sh*t! |
| Did you know that before crowbars were invented... Crows mostly drank alone! |
| In real life, Men get Apsara only in pencils and Women get Badshah only on Masalas. Rest is all a myth! |
| It doesn't matter how calm and relaxing the sound of your alarm is, you'll eventually end up hating it! |
| My last girlfriend said I was unnecessarily mysterious. Or did she? |
