Funny SMS

  • Speak English</br>
Kiss French</br>
Drive German</br>
Dress Italian</br>
Spend Arab</br>
Party Caribbean</br>
and live life King Size.</br>
But if you can't abuse in Punjabi. You never lived!Upload to Facebook
    Speak English
    Kiss French
    Drive German
    Dress Italian
    Spend Arab
    Party Caribbean
    and live life King Size.
    But if you can't abuse in Punjabi. You never lived!
  • People say being a waiter is a bad job.</br></br>

...but, hey, it puts food on the table!Upload to Facebook
    People say being a waiter is a bad job.

    ...but, hey, it puts food on the table!
  • Boy: What is your age?</br>
Girl: We girls, don't reveal our age to boys.</br>
Boy: What is your email address?</br>
Girl: pinky_1992@gmail.comUpload to Facebook
    Boy: What is your age?
    Girl: We girls, don't reveal our age to boys.
    Boy: What is your email address?
    Girl: pinky_1992@gmail.com
  • If after the lockdown you were given 2 options:</br>
Flying with your wife to a dream destination or having a drink with your friends, what would you choose?</br></br>

Whiskey or BeerUpload to Facebook
    If after the lockdown you were given 2 options:
    Flying with your wife to a dream destination or having a drink with your friends, what would you choose?

    Whiskey or Beer
  • Me: I'm here to report cyberbullying.</br>
HR: email sent by your boss asking you to update the status of the project is not cyberbullying!Upload to Facebook
    Me: I'm here to report cyberbullying.
    HR: email sent by your boss asking you to update the status of the project is not cyberbullying!
  • Why are fish so easy to weigh.</br>
Because they come with their own scales!Upload to Facebook
    Why are fish so easy to weigh.
    Because they come with their own scales!
  • Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?</br>
Because you shouldn't press your luck!Upload to Facebook
    Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?
    Because you shouldn't press your luck!
  • I wish my nervous system could be a confidence system just once!Upload to Facebook
    I wish my nervous system could be a confidence system just once!
  • About 300 years ago, if you had something that was made in China then everyone would be really impressed!Upload to Facebook
    About 300 years ago, if you had something that was made in China then everyone would be really impressed!
  • The biggest income of 2021 will be:</br>
Securely taking all our family members and friends along with us to 2022!Upload to Facebook
    The biggest income of 2021 will be:
    Securely taking all our family members and friends along with us to 2022!
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