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Me: I'm here to report cyberbullying. HR: email sent by your boss asking you to update the status of the project is not cyberbullying! -
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Why are fish so easy to weigh. Because they come with their own scales! -
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Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? Because you shouldn't press your luck! -
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I wish my nervous system could be a confidence system just once! -
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About 300 years ago, if you had something that was made in China then everyone would be really impressed! -
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The biggest income of 2021 will be: Securely taking all our family members and friends along with us to 2022! -
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I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. 'AALSI' them later! -
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Teacher: What do you call a short mother? Kid: A minimum! -
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What happens when you slap Dwayne johnson in the butt? You hit rock bottom! -
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I'm not always drunk, sometimes I'm wasted!
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