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  • Me: I'm here to report cyberbullying.</br>
HR: email sent by your boss asking you to update the status of the project is not cyberbullying!Upload to Facebook
    Me: I'm here to report cyberbullying.
    HR: email sent by your boss asking you to update the status of the project is not cyberbullying!
  • Why are fish so easy to weigh.</br>
Because they come with their own scales!Upload to Facebook
    Why are fish so easy to weigh.
    Because they come with their own scales!
  • Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?</br>
Because you shouldn't press your luck!Upload to Facebook
    Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?
    Because you shouldn't press your luck!
  • I wish my nervous system could be a confidence system just once!Upload to Facebook
    I wish my nervous system could be a confidence system just once!
  • About 300 years ago, if you had something that was made in China then everyone would be really impressed!Upload to Facebook
    About 300 years ago, if you had something that was made in China then everyone would be really impressed!
  • The biggest income of 2021 will be:</br>
Securely taking all our family members and friends along with us to 2022!Upload to Facebook
    The biggest income of 2021 will be:
    Securely taking all our family members and friends along with us to 2022!
  • I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. 'AALSI' them later!Upload to Facebook
    I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. 'AALSI' them later!
  • Teacher: What do you call a short mother?</br>
Kid: A minimum!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What do you call a short mother?
    Kid: A minimum!
  • What happens when you slap Dwayne johnson in the butt?</br>
You hit rock bottom!Upload to Facebook
    What happens when you slap Dwayne johnson in the butt?
    You hit rock bottom!
  • I'm not always drunk, sometimes I'm wasted!Upload to Facebook
    I'm not always drunk, sometimes I'm wasted!
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