Me: I'm here to report cyberbullying. HR: email sent by your boss asking you to update the status of the project is not cyberbullying! |
Why are fish so easy to weigh. Because they come with their own scales! |
Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? Because you shouldn't press your luck! |
I wish my nervous system could be a confidence system just once! |
About 300 years ago, if you had something that was made in China then everyone would be really impressed! |
The biggest income of 2021 will be: Securely taking all our family members and friends along with us to 2022! |
I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. 'AALSI' them later! |
Teacher: What do you call a short mother? Kid: A minimum! |
What happens when you slap Dwayne johnson in the butt? You hit rock bottom! |
I'm not always drunk, sometimes I'm wasted! |