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  • Did you know that before crowbars were invented...</br>
Crows mostly drank alone!Upload to Facebook
    Did you know that before crowbars were invented...
    Crows mostly drank alone!
  • In real life, Men get Apsara only in pencils and Women get Badshah only on Masalas.</br>
Rest is all a myth!Upload to Facebook
    In real life, Men get Apsara only in pencils and Women get Badshah only on Masalas.
    Rest is all a myth!
  • It doesn't matter how calm and relaxing the sound of your alarm is, you'll eventually end up hating it!Upload to Facebook
    It doesn't matter how calm and relaxing the sound of your alarm is, you'll eventually end up hating it!
  • My last girlfriend said I was unnecessarily mysterious.</br>
Or did she?Upload to Facebook
    My last girlfriend said I was unnecessarily mysterious.
    Or did she?
  • Son: Dad, do you know why it's so dark at night?</br>
Dad: No sun!Upload to Facebook
    Son: Dad, do you know why it's so dark at night?
    Dad: No sun!
  • Got my second shot now.</br>
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Waiting for the bartender to come back so that I can have a third shot!Upload to Facebook
    Got my second shot now.
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    Waiting for the bartender to come back so that I can have a third shot!
  • Speak English</br>
Kiss French</br>
Drive German</br>
Dress Italian</br>
Spend Arab</br>
Party Caribbean</br>
and live life King Size.</br>
But if you can't abuse in Punjabi. You never lived!Upload to Facebook
    Speak English
    Kiss French
    Drive German
    Dress Italian
    Spend Arab
    Party Caribbean
    and live life King Size.
    But if you can't abuse in Punjabi. You never lived!
  • People say being a waiter is a bad job.</br></br>

...but, hey, it puts food on the table!Upload to Facebook
    People say being a waiter is a bad job.

    ...but, hey, it puts food on the table!
  • Boy: What is your age?</br>
Girl: We girls, don't reveal our age to boys.</br>
Boy: What is your email address?</br>
Girl: pinky_1992@gmail.comUpload to Facebook
    Boy: What is your age?
    Girl: We girls, don't reveal our age to boys.
    Boy: What is your email address?
    Girl: pinky_1992@gmail.com
  • If after the lockdown you were given 2 options:</br>
Flying with your wife to a dream destination or having a drink with your friends, what would you choose?</br></br>

Whiskey or BeerUpload to Facebook
    If after the lockdown you were given 2 options:
    Flying with your wife to a dream destination or having a drink with your friends, what would you choose?

    Whiskey or Beer
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