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It wasn't my first choice, but I'm okay with it! -
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People in the gym aren't aware of this, it seems. They're calling the security! -
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It might pass like a kidney stone but it will pass! -
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With social distancing and lockdown extending, they came back as Monk and Nun! -
Upload to Facebook Blessed are constipated for they don't give a sh*t!
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