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Upload to Facebook Bihari Guy: Got my first jab.
Friend: Congratulations. Covishield or Covaxin?
Bihari Guy: Bhai Naukari Mili Hai Naukari! -
Upload to Facebook I'll do algebra, I'll do trig. I'll even do statistics.
But graphing is where I draw the line! -
Upload to Facebook Does anyone want a pack of dead batteries?
They are free of charge! -
Upload to Facebook Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent! -
Upload to Facebook Glasses require your ears and your nose to do your eyes a favour! -
Upload to Facebook Refusing to admit you were wrong because you think it will make you look dumb, oftentimes makes you look even dumber! -
Upload to Facebook Two things which everyone hates:
1. The change.
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Upload to Facebook In the sky - Tauktae
On the ground - Corona
In the sea - Cyclone
In Cinema - Radhe
But Aarogya Setu shows: You are safe! -
Upload to Facebook Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too! -
Upload to Facebook Ten years ago, I didn't have any money and I wasn't married. Today, I'm married!
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