Being lonely is believing you've received a message when it's just your battery at 15% |
Introverts need time to recover from social interaction because they've been acting all day! |
Procrastination: Working tomorrow for a better today! |
2 Sawaal Is Duniya Se Gayab Ho Gaye Hain. * Kahan Ho * Ghar Kab Aaoge |
Kuchh Log Is Samay Isliye Bhi Shaadi Kar Rahe Hain Ki... Jo Bhi Bura Hona Hai Issi Saal Ho Jaye! |
When I get to work, the first thing I do is hide... . . . . . . . because they say a good worker is hard to find! |
I was wondering why music was coming from my printer... . . . . . . ...apparently, the paper was jamming! |
They're building a mirror factory in my town. I could see myself working there! |
Showers are fantastic not only to get clean but as a temporary escape from reality! |
Car manufacturers often brag about how quickly their car goes from 0 to 60, but rarely about how quickly it goes from 60 to 0! |