Funny SMS

  • Being lonely is believing you've received a message when it's just your battery at 15%Upload to Facebook
    Being lonely is believing you've received a message when it's just your battery at 15%
  • Introverts need time to recover from social interaction because they've been acting all day!Upload to Facebook
    Introverts need time to recover from social interaction because they've been acting all day!
  • Procrastination:<br/>
Working tomorrow for a better today!Upload to Facebook
    Procrastination:
    Working tomorrow for a better today!
  • 2 Sawaal Is Duniya Se Gayab Ho Gaye Hain.<br/><br/>

* Kahan Ho<br/>
* Ghar Kab AaogeUpload to Facebook
    2 Sawaal Is Duniya Se Gayab Ho Gaye Hain.

    * Kahan Ho
    * Ghar Kab Aaoge
  • Kuchh Log Is Samay Isliye Bhi Shaadi Kar Rahe Hain Ki...<br/>
Jo Bhi Bura Hona Hai Issi Saal Ho Jaye!Upload to Facebook
    Kuchh Log Is Samay Isliye Bhi Shaadi Kar Rahe Hain Ki...
    Jo Bhi Bura Hona Hai Issi Saal Ho Jaye!
  • When I get to work, the first thing I do is hide...<br/>
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because they say a good worker is hard to find!Upload to Facebook
    When I get to work, the first thing I do is hide...
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    because they say a good worker is hard to find!
  • I was wondering why music was coming from my printer...<br/>
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...apparently, the paper was jamming!Upload to Facebook
    I was wondering why music was coming from my printer...
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    ...apparently, the paper was jamming!
  • They're building a mirror factory in my town.<br/>
I could see myself working there!Upload to Facebook
    They're building a mirror factory in my town.
    I could see myself working there!
  • Showers are fantastic not only to get clean but as a temporary escape from reality!Upload to Facebook
    Showers are fantastic not only to get clean but as a temporary escape from reality!
  • Car manufacturers often brag about how quickly their car goes from 0 to 60, but rarely about how quickly it goes from 60 to 0!Upload to Facebook
    Car manufacturers often brag about how quickly their car goes from 0 to 60, but rarely about how quickly it goes from 60 to 0!
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