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Upload to Facebook Quiet people are talkative to those who they trust. They're not shy, they're just not trusting most people! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Bro, can you pass me that pamphlet?
Pappu: Brochure! -
Upload to Facebook I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the damn script! -
Upload to Facebook She asked my name and checked if I'm alone. She then made me remove my belt & shoes and take out what I have in my pants.
Man, the security staff at this airport are really strict! -
Upload to Facebook People are so ungrateful.
No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them! -
Upload to Facebook The irony of India people want...
Alcohol at any cost.
Medicines at a discount.
Lifesaver vaccine for free! -
Upload to Facebook My boss called me unproductive at work. I think he doesn't know how many times I tweet in a day! -
Upload to Facebook The bartender told me they are about to start Happy Hour.
So he asked me to leave! -
Upload to Facebook What did the row of teeth tell the tongue?
Mujhe Itna Tongue Mat Karo... Meri Life Mein Already Itne Saare Gum Hain! -
Upload to Facebook Goa Ke Logon Ke Saath Ek Baat Achhi Hai.
Plan Cancel Hone Ke Baad Bhi Goa Mein Hi Rehte Hain!
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