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  • Priyanka - 38 Years<br/> Nick - 26 Years<br/><br/> Malaika - 48 Years<br/> Arjun - 33 Years<br/><br/> Anjali - 52 Years<br/> Sachin - 46 Years<br/><br/> Me - 60+ Years<br/> Glenfiddich - 18 Years<br/><br/> Nothing else matters if you love each other!Upload to Facebook
    Priyanka - 38 Years
    Nick - 26 Years

    Malaika - 48 Years
    Arjun - 33 Years

    Anjali - 52 Years
    Sachin - 46 Years

    Me - 60+ Years
    Glenfiddich - 18 Years

    Nothing else matters if you love each other!
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  • Do you think your life is hard?<br/> Think about a Doctor who has a crush on a nurse and still has to call her Sister!Upload to Facebook
    Do you think your life is hard?
    Think about a Doctor who has a crush on a nurse and still has to call her Sister!
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  • I and the wife went to the restaurant for the first time in ages.<br/> The Waiter said, I am sorry but we are so busy tonight. Would you mind waiting for a bit?<br/> I said no problem.<br/> He said well take these drinks to table 10!Upload to Facebook
    I and the wife went to the restaurant for the first time in ages.
    The Waiter said, I am sorry but we are so busy tonight. Would you mind waiting for a bit?
    I said no problem.
    He said well take these drinks to table 10!
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  • Lockdown can only go 4 ways.<br/> You will come out a monk, a hunk, a chunk, or a drunk.<br/> Choose wisely!Upload to Facebook
    Lockdown can only go 4 ways.
    You will come out a monk, a hunk, a chunk, or a drunk.
    Choose wisely!
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  • Zuckerberg claims he wears a gray t-shirt every day because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter.<br/> Well, he founded Facebook!Upload to Facebook
    Zuckerberg claims he wears a gray t-shirt every day because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter.
    Well, he founded Facebook!
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  • Tried to take a selfie in the shower.<br/> It turned out all blurry. I think I have selfie steam issues!Upload to Facebook
    Tried to take a selfie in the shower.
    It turned out all blurry. I think I have selfie steam issues!
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  • My next-door neighbor and I are very good friends, so we decided to share our water supply, because...<br/> .<br/> .<br/> .<br/> .<br/> .<br/> .<br/> ...we got along 'well'!Upload to Facebook
    My next-door neighbor and I are very good friends, so we decided to share our water supply, because...
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    ...we got along 'well'!
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  • I have the attention of a goldfish.<br/> Seriously, it's been watching me for hours!Upload to Facebook
    I have the attention of a goldfish.
    Seriously, it's been watching me for hours!
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  • The reason why shows like Friends and The Office are so loved is that they show us what we truly want in life - a tight-knit social group that we're always a part of, no matter how bad we screw up!<br/> #FriendsReunionUpload to Facebook
    The reason why shows like Friends and The Office are so loved is that they show us what we truly want in life - a tight-knit social group that we're always a part of, no matter how bad we screw up!
    #FriendsReunion
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  • So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?Upload to Facebook
    So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?
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