Funny SMS

  • I got banned from my local gym.
I guess it just didn't work out!
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    I got banned from my local gym. I guess it just didn't work out!
  • I have a vaccination joke but the punchline will come four months later!Upload to Facebook
    I have a vaccination joke but the punchline will come four months later!
  • Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually.<br />
It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire!
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    Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually.
    It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire!
  • What do you call a man with a rubber toe?<br />
Roberto!
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    What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
    Roberto!
  • I wanna tell a vaccination joke but only adults would get it!
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    I wanna tell a vaccination joke but only adults would get it!
  • I have a vaccination joke...<br />
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but most of you won't get it!Upload to Facebook
    I have a vaccination joke...
    . . . . but most of you won't get it!
  • BREAKING NEWS:<br />
A Nigerian man dies and authorities found $27 Billion in his apartment.<br />
He had been trying to give it away for 15 years but nobody replied to his e-mails!
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    BREAKING NEWS:
    A Nigerian man dies and authorities found $27 Billion in his apartment.
    He had been trying to give it away for 15 years but nobody replied to his e-mails!
  • Which is the most desired summer body this year?<br/>
The antibody!Upload to Facebook
    Which is the most desired summer body this year?
    The antibody!
  • Friend 1: How long have you been working at that office?<br/>
Friend 2: Ever since they threatened to fire me!Upload to Facebook
    Friend 1: How long have you been working at that office?
    Friend 2: Ever since they threatened to fire me!
  • That `No alcohol beyond this point` might as well say, `Bet you can't chug that whole beer.`!Upload to Facebook
    That "No alcohol beyond this point" might as well say, "Bet you can't chug that whole beer."!
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