I got banned from my local gym. I guess it just didn't work out! |
I have a vaccination joke but the punchline will come four months later! |
Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually. It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards for solitaire! |
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto! |
I wanna tell a vaccination joke but only adults would get it! |
I have a vaccination joke... . . . . but most of you won't get it! |
BREAKING NEWS: A Nigerian man dies and authorities found $27 Billion in his apartment. He had been trying to give it away for 15 years but nobody replied to his e-mails! |
Which is the most desired summer body this year? The antibody! |
Friend 1: How long have you been working at that office? Friend 2: Ever since they threatened to fire me! |
That "No alcohol beyond this point" might as well say, "Bet you can't chug that whole beer."! |