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  • Before TikTok and Instagram Reels, people never knew there were so many dumb people out there.<br/>
Now the dumb people got together and are encouraging each others' dumbness to even greater extremes!Upload to Facebook
    Before TikTok and Instagram Reels, people never knew there were so many dumb people out there.
    Now the dumb people got together and are encouraging each others' dumbness to even greater extremes!
  • Waiter: Sir Kya Order Hai?<br/>
Man: Mere Liye Butter Chicken, Matar Paneer, or Parantha.<br/>
Waiter: Sir, Madam Ke Liye?<br/>
Man: Kuch Nahi, Woh Sirf Bhaav Khaati Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Waiter: Sir Kya Order Hai?
    Man: Mere Liye Butter Chicken, Matar Paneer, or Parantha.
    Waiter: Sir, Madam Ke Liye?
    Man: Kuch Nahi, Woh Sirf Bhaav Khaati Hai!
  • After a long time, I told my hot co-worker how I felt. She felt the same.<br/>
So I turned on the air conditioner!Upload to Facebook
    After a long time, I told my hot co-worker how I felt. She felt the same.
    So I turned on the air conditioner!
  • New Law:<br/>
Calling up anyone to ask, `How's business?` will be punishable under IPC 498 (Mental Harassment)!<br/>
#Fun #Covid19Upload to Facebook
    New Law:
    Calling up anyone to ask, "How's business?" will be punishable under IPC 498 (Mental Harassment)!
    #Fun #Covid19
  • Most South Asian dance music originates from Bhangradesh!Upload to Facebook
    Most South Asian dance music originates from Bhangradesh!
  • If you are feeling useless, just remember that someone is a lifeguard for the Olympic Swimming Events!Upload to Facebook
    If you are feeling useless, just remember that someone is a lifeguard for the Olympic Swimming Events!
  • What is the best time to...<br/>
6:30<br/>
You didn't let me finish.<br/>
It doesn't matter. 6:30 is always the best time on the clock. Hands down!Upload to Facebook
    What is the best time to...
    6:30
    You didn't let me finish.
    It doesn't matter. 6:30 is always the best time on the clock. Hands down!
  • When you feel depressed remember there are a million cells in your body and all they do is care about you!Upload to Facebook
    When you feel depressed remember there are a million cells in your body and all they do is care about you!
  • Einstein must have been single when he thought the speed of light is the fastest because he never saw a woman going from 'you are my life' to 'you don't even exist to me'!
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    Einstein must have been single when he thought the speed of light is the fastest because he never saw a woman going from 'you are my life' to 'you don't even exist to me'!
  • My teenage son treats me like a God.<br />
He acts like I don't exist until he wants something!Upload to Facebook
    My teenage son treats me like a God.
    He acts like I don't exist until he wants something!
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