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Time between the Govt. of India announcing cancellation of 12th Board exams and Mom yelling, "Don't think this means you can party, start studying for the entrance exams now!" -
Upload to Facebook A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.
Dad: What? $ 29,287? $ 28,481 is a lot of money! What do you need $ 30,228 for anyway?
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Upload to Facebook A girl at a bakery: Is this Gluten-free?
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Patient: Are you nervous?
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Patient: Is this your first time?
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Upload to Facebook My teenage son asked if he could `opt-out` of the family road trip.
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Upload to Facebook Latest Lockdown Breaking News:
No birth certificate will be issued by the Govt. for children born between November 2020 and March 2022
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Upload to Facebook You really should try archery while blindfolded.
You don't know what you're missing!
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